Best Dad Jokes of 2023

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Week Of 3/12/2023

  • “I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”
  • “My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.”
  • “I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.”
  • “If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.“
  • “I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.”
  • “What did one wall say to the other?” “I’ll meet you at the corner.”